Posts Tagged ‘story’

Hawaii Five NO!

Tuesday, July 23rd, 2013

Grim Loves

Monday, May 6th, 2013

Urban Dictionary: Grim Love

What? We’re Not Married

Monday, April 29th, 2013

I Once Joined a Coven

Monday, April 15th, 2013

Make Sure There’s a Picture of Them Smiling

Monday, April 8th, 2013


Who Knew? Marge Simpson

Saturday, April 6th, 2013


Please be warned. You are about to fall down an Internet rabbit hole.

My friend lost her voice for a week. At first I thought this was funny because I stopped texting and only called leaving long rambling messages about nothing on her phone, knowing she wouldn’t pick up. But also knowing that she would listen to the message. I ‘m a good friend that way. After two days of silence. I missed her.

Anyways, when her voice did come back it was hecka sexy. You know that voice, Stevie Nick undertones with a hint a Demi Moore.  Yowza. What I didn’t know is that there are two camps about smokey voices. You either find them sexy or reminiscent of a lady with a tall, blue beehive.  When my friend told me that a disturbing amount of people commented on her Marge Simpson voice with a dirty glint in their eyes I immediately looked up Marge Simpson porn.

Amazing.  I am forever changed and not in a good way.

Go ahead look it up. You know you want to.

Image courtesy of The Telegraph, The Simpsons 20th anniversary: Marge Simpson appears in Playboy article.