Posts Tagged ‘shame’

Who Knew? Marge Simpson

Saturday, April 6th, 2013


Please be warned. You are about to fall down an Internet rabbit hole.

My friend lost her voice for a week. At first I thought this was funny because I stopped texting and only called leaving long rambling messages about nothing on her phone, knowing she wouldn’t pick up. But also knowing that she would listen to the message. I ‘m a good friend that way. After two days of silence. I missed her.

Anyways, when her voice did come back it was hecka sexy. You know that voice, Stevie Nick undertones with a hint a Demi Moore.  Yowza. What I didn’t know is that there are two camps about smokey voices. You either find them sexy or reminiscent of a lady with a tall, blue beehive.  When my friend told me that a disturbing amount of people commented on her Marge Simpson voice with a dirty glint in their eyes I immediately looked up Marge Simpson porn.

Amazing.  I am forever changed and not in a good way.

Go ahead look it up. You know you want to.

Image courtesy of The Telegraph, The Simpsons 20th anniversary: Marge Simpson appears in Playboy article. 


Everything I Shouldn’t Reveal on a First Date But…

Friday, April 5th, 2013

Here we go.

Guilty Pleasure – Slurpees. I’m a purest. I like Coca-Cola with a splurt of cherry on top but no more than a splurt, otherwise it’s to sweet. No Mountain Dew and No Crystal Light. I even own a special metal Slurpee straw for road trips.

Sad Fact – I was a teenage clown. I spent my weekends in face paint and big shoes. Needless to say, I was super popular. I do have to admit that tying balloon animals has come in handy on more than one occasion in my adult life. As proof, I offer this picture. I’m the one in the bald wig and braces.

Confession – I steal stories. My friends know their moments of shame will inevitably make it on my pages.  What? It’s not like they were using them.

That’s enough for now. I don’t want to scare you away.