Please be warned. You are about to fall down an Internet rabbit hole.

My friend lost her voice for a week. At first I thought this was funny because I stopped texting and only called leaving long rambling messages about nothing on her phone, knowing she wouldn’t pick up. But also knowing that she would listen to the message. I ‘m a good friend that way. After two days of silence. I missed her.

Anyways, when her voice did come back it was hecka sexy. You know that voice, Stevie Nick undertones with a hint a Demi Moore.  Yowza. What I didn’t know is that there are two camps about smokey voices. You either find them sexy or reminiscent of a lady with a tall, blue beehive.  When my friend told me that a disturbing amount of people commented on her Marge Simpson voice with a dirty glint in their eyes I immediately looked up Marge Simpson porn.

Amazing.  I am forever changed and not in a good way.

Go ahead look it up. You know you want to.

Image courtesy of The Telegraph, The Simpsons 20th anniversary: Marge Simpson appears in Playboy article.