Posts Tagged ‘clown’

Everything I Shouldn’t Reveal on a First Date But…

Friday, April 5th, 2013

Here we go.

Guilty Pleasure – Slurpees. I’m a purest. I like Coca-Cola with a splurt of cherry on top but no more than a splurt, otherwise it’s to sweet. No Mountain Dew and No Crystal Light. I even own a special metal Slurpee straw for road trips.

Sad Fact – I was a teenage clown. I spent my weekends in face paint and big shoes. Needless to say, I was super popular. I do have to admit that tying balloon animals has come in handy on more than one occasion in my adult life. As proof, I offer this picture. I’m the one in the bald wig and braces.

Confession – I steal stories. My friends know their moments of shame will inevitably make it on my pages.  What? It’s not like they were using them.

That’s enough for now. I don’t want to scare you away.